Everyone in the bank laid down quietly . This is called "Mind Changing Concept” Changing the conventional way of thinking .
When a lady lay on the table provocatively, the robber shouted at her: " Please be civilized ! This is a robbery and not a rape ! "
This is called " Being Professional ” Focus only on what you are trained to do !
When the bank robbers returned home, the younger robber (MBA-trained) told the older robber (who has only completed Year 6 in primary school ) "Big brother , let's count how much we got. "
The older robber rebutted and said : " You are very stupid. There is so much money it will take us a long time to count . Tonight, the TV news will tell us how much we robbed from the bank ! "
This is called " Experience . ” Nowadays, experience is more important than paper qualifications !
After the robbers had left, the bank manager told the bank supervisor to call the police quickly. But the supervisor said to him: " Wait ! Let us take out $10 million from the bank for ourselves and add it to the $70 million that we have previously embezzled from the bank ” .
This is called " Swim with the tide . ” Converting an unfavorable situation to your advantage !
The supervisor says: " It will be good if there is a robbery every month . "
This is called " Killing Boredom . ” Personal Happiness is more important than your job .
The next day, the TV news reported that $100 million was taken from the bank. The robbers counted and counted and counted , but they could only count $20 million . The robbers were very angry and complained: " We risked our lives and only took $20 million . The bank manager took $80 million with a snap of his fingers. It looks like it is better to be educated than to be a thief ! "
This is called " Knowledge is worth as much as gold ! "
The bank manager was smiling and happy because his losses in the share market are now covered by this robbery .
This is called " Seizing the opportunity . ” Daring to take risks !
So who are the real robbers here ?
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